Results

The New York Times is reporting that OpenAI may put off its IPO because it may not be able to land a $1 trillion valuation. The tech industry goes crazy. Apparently, SpaceX's IPO, which popped and dropped and is holding above the IPO price for now, worries OpenAI. Keep in mind that SpaceX's math is ridiculous even if it is halved from the IPO price.

Simply put, OpenAI isn't ready for its confessional with investors, sure isn't ready for quarterly reports and sure isn't ready to encounter non-believers on Wall Street. I'm bummed though, I really wanted to financial gymnastics on paper (pixels).

Apple's online store went down today as if new products were launching. When the store returned, Apple had new prices. The company raised prices for most products excluding the iPhone, but the AI tax is probably coming for Apple's iconic smartphone too.

Not surprisingly, most of the price increases were tied to the Mac lineup where some models saw a $500 increase and another saw a $1,300 jump. MacRumors had the changes by product.

The reason for the price increases is simple: Memory costs. Memory is in tight supply and all you have to do is look at Micron's latest earnings report to see pricing power goes a long way.

Elastic said in an SEC filing that it is cutting 7% of its workforce and taking a non-cash charge of $22 million to $25 million. In addition, Elastic said Ken Exner, Chief Product Officer, will resign to pursue another opportunity.

Elastic said:

"The Company plans to continue hiring in key strategic areas and locations, including continuing to grow headcount in customer-facing go-to-market functions, and expects total headcount to grow this fiscal year compared to last fiscal year, as it continues to invest in future growth opportunities."

Constellation Research analyst Mike Ni said:

"Elastic's organizational changes embraces the broader market shift from observability to operational intelligence. The next opportunity isn't simply helping enterprises understand what happened. It's enabling AI to make trusted operational decisions at scale. Elastic already has strong assets in telemetry, search, security, and contextual retrieval. The challenge now is turning those capabilities into the runtime intelligence layer that guides autonomous operations."

Don't call Commodore's retro phone dumb. The Commodore Callback 8020 is a flip phone designed for digital detox. The company revealed a base price of $399. There appears to be a market for a phone that blocks social media and keeps you from doom scrolling.

Commodore is the brand behind that old PC you had as a kid. If you're young enough it's possible Commodore is a totally new brand to you.

The big pitch:

"The Commodore Callback 8020 is a premium, privacy-first, digital detox device built to block social media apps at the hardware level using patent pending technology, while still running 99% of essential Android apps, playing studio-quality Hi-Def music, and shooting with a premium Sony 48MP camera."

Commodore Callback